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Bite Me, You Die
Newsflash from the Smithsonian Magazine: While they can seem pointless and purely irritating to us humans, mosquitoes do play a...

D. Randall Faro
Aug 30, 20232 min read


For the Birds
For the birds is an idiom meaning worthless, not to be taken seriously, no good. The earliest usage of the phrase is by the U.S. military...

D. Randall Faro
Aug 28, 20232 min read


Common Senselessness
We all know (don’t we?) that life is not supposed to make sense. But there’s senseless and there’s senseless. Here are a few examples of...

D. Randall Faro
Aug 22, 20232 min read


Guillemot
Guillemot. My guess is that those who might read this post have never heard of one . . . or certainly have never observed one in the...

D. Randall Faro
Aug 18, 20232 min read


Eighteen: Not!
Canadian singer/songwriter Bryan Adams’ 1996 release, “18 Til I Die” includes the words: I wanna be young the rest of my life / Never say...

D. Randall Faro
Aug 13, 20232 min read


I Love to Apricate
Lions roar. Pigs oink. Crows caw. Elephants trumpet. People use words. Leaning new words is fun. Using them sagaciously is even more fun....

D. Randall Faro
Aug 10, 20231 min read


Toy Boats
Everybody wants money. Whether the medium of exchange is seashells or gold nuggets or bank notes, everybody wants some of it. Why? . . ....

D. Randall Faro
Aug 8, 20233 min read


Waterworld
Looking to buy a home on water . . . lake or ocean? Be prepared to pay considerably more than for a non-waterfront dwelling. An agent in...

D. Randall Faro
Aug 3, 20232 min read


Ponderables
There are several things I don’t understand. Well, actually, the things I don’t understand would fill a good-size book. There are...

D. Randall Faro
Jul 13, 20233 min read


Your Choice
Viktor Frankl wrote: A human being is a deciding being. Frankl spent four years in several Nazi concentration camps where his father,...

D. Randall Faro
Jul 10, 20232 min read


Trust Me
My wife and I recently completed a 2,400-mile drive to Saskatchewan and back. A lot of the driving was on divided highways; a lot of...

D. Randall Faro
Jul 8, 20232 min read


Believing Is Seeing
The old adage “seeing is believing” originated with 17th century English clergyman Thomas Fuller. He spoke these words in a religious...

D. Randall Faro
Jun 13, 20233 min read


Gee Willikers
Nuts. Raspberries. Jeepers. Drat. Phooey. Doggone it. Gee willikers. Or as a cousin of mine once said in frustration: Dingy-dangy-darnit!...

D. Randall Faro
Jan 9, 20233 min read


The Still Night
My guess is that virtually nobody reading this will remember who Fred Parris was . . . or probably never heard of him in the first place....

D. Randall Faro
Dec 22, 20222 min read


FOMO
Alistair was rather miserable. He was miserable because everybody else was smarter or richer or better looking than he. At least it...

D. Randall Faro
Nov 11, 20223 min read


Flower Power
Douglas Aster. It can grow to 3 feet tall with 1-inch-broad rosy-purple blossoms. Tufted Fleabane. A 6-inch high beauty with feathery...

D. Randall Faro
Nov 2, 20222 min read


A Crying Shame
Historically, as a step toward becoming a doctor, medical students were required to take the Hippocratic Oath. And one of the promises...

D. Randall Faro
Oct 24, 20223 min read


WOE BETIDE
Bill François writes in his beautiful little book, Eloquence of the Sardine: “Woe betide one who betrays the sea. The ocean belongs to...

D. Randall Faro
Aug 26, 20222 min read


Splitter or Slider?
What would Major League Baseball be without commentators cluing us clueless in on what pitches are being lobbed at home plate. It takes a...

D. Randall Faro
Aug 3, 20223 min read


I Wouldn't Want To Be A Sponge
Ever met a glass sponge? Didn’t think so. The most well-known is called Venus Flower Basket. Biologists fondly refer to the species as...

D. Randall Faro
Aug 2, 20223 min read
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